eat breathe and sleep minghao
lyaina // 18 // seventeen lo,..v..er

me: ill vote for uni-

yoongi:

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May 3rd/11 notes/reblog/SIASIDSAIDJSAIDAIuniqbtsbangtanbangtan sonyeondan
if you punch bts
  1. jungkook: cry about it. forever. never stopping. how could u hurt a 5 year old
  2. jimin: "bruh wtf i thought we were homies like bros 4 life broseph. yooo wtf"
  3. jin: not even a punch. you'll die. end of story
  4. namjoon: hes weak af ill fight him with you
  5. jhope: doNT YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON THIS BALL O F SUNSHINE ILL HUTN YOU DONWW ISGAWTAR OT GOD
  6. taehyung: will look at you shocked. will probably cry like jungkook but isnt a pussy like jungkook so he'll take it like a man
  7. yoongi: will full out fist fight you. you thought this fucker was lazy but hahahah nope. you're dead buddy. 0% chance of surviving his ass. good luck
May 2nd/162 notes/reblog/btsbangtanbangtan sonyeondanayyyyyyetaehyungyoongisugajungkookjhoperapmonsterrap monsternamjoonjinseokjinjiminpark jimin

namjoon: -breathes-
news reporter: 10 dead and 28 injured more coming to you at 8.

Mar 4th/8 notes/reblog/oHNYMGODIM OS SORRYbangtanbangtan boysbangtan sonyeondanbtsrapmonsterrap monsternamjonkim namjoonbts namjoonbangtan namjoon

jin: breathes
rapmonster: yikes

Mar 4th/2 notes/reblog/btsbangtanbangtan boysbangtan sonyeondanjinseokjinbts jinrapmonsterbangtan jinnamjoonkim namjoonkim seokjin

bts: jin hyung!
jin: embraces death

Feb 26th/2 notes/reblog/FUCKCKCKCKCKWATCH ME MAKE MORE OF THESE POSYSTSYSjinseokjinkim seokjinbtsbangtanbangtan boysbangtan sonyeondanbts seokjinbts jinbangtan jin
  1. namjoon:
  2. namjoon:
  3. namjoon:
  4. namjoon: -breathes but actually dissing everyone on earth-
Feb 11th/12 notes/reblog/iDKWHERE I WAS GOING W THISIT WAS GON BE ABT SAN EBUT ????????btsbangtan sonyeondanbangtanbangtan boysbts rap monsternamjoonkim namjoonrap monsterbts namjoon

bts: breathes

jin:

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Feb 11th/309 notes/reblog/JESUSUI JUST LOVE THESE PICSJI N II FUCKGIN HATAE YOUbtsbangtanbangtan sonyeondanbangtan boysbts jinseokjinkim seokjin

jimin: hy-

jin:

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Feb 10th/75 notes/reblog/btsbangtanbangtan boysbangtan sonyeondanjinseokjinkim seokjinjiminpark jiminim horriblebts jinbts jimin

“ god damn it put those chips back.”

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Feb 10th/3 notes/reblog/i jUST?????????????????????????????????????????????IDK OKLET ME BREATHEbtsbangtanbangtan sonyeondanbangtan boysjinseokjinkim seokjin

namjoon should go back to kim possible where he belongs ://

Dec 23rd/4 notes/reblog/fUCK IM SO SORRYIM DYINGMOM SVAE MEselena wtf r u doingill stab uoK I GOT OFF TRACK OHYMOGDbtsbangtanbangtan boysbangtan sonyeondanrap monsterrapmonsternamjoonkim namjoonbts rap monsterbts rapmonster
  1. namjoon: i'm thinking of bringing that old hairstyle i had back in the no more-
  2. me: no
  3. namjoon: bu-
  4. me: no
Dec 23rd/4 notes/reblog/i fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking haTE ITSHADING HISS ASS EVER SINCEILL STAB HIS HAIRHE WONT HAVE ANY HAIR LEFTILL MAKE SURE OF ITbtsbangtanbangtan boysbangtan sonyeondanbts rap monsterrapmonsterrap monsterbts rapmonsternamjoonkim namjoon
  1. rapmonster: say my name
  2. me: shrek
Dec 23rd/4 notes/reblog/i dONT KNOWIM SO SORYRYRMOMMMM!!!!!!PICK ME UP PLS!CALL THE GOVERNMENT!!CALL THE SWAT SQUAD!!!CALL OBAMA!!!bangtanbangtan boysbangtan sonyeondanbtsbts rapmonsterrapmonsterrap monsternamjoonkim namjoonshrek

crush: do you like anyone?

me: yeah you

crush: oh no i like someone else.

me: no i meant yeah, you?

crush: oh lmao

me:

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Dec 22nd/2 notes/reblog/fUCKI HATE EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!WHERE IS SELENA WHEN U NEED HERIM NEVER LETTING THAT FUCKER SLEEPSCREAMSjhopebtsbangtanbangtan boysbangtan sonyeondanjung hoseokhoseokbts jhope
  1. baby: -makes a sound-
  2. rap monster: oh? is she gonna say her first word?!
  3. baby: -makes another sound-
  4. rap monster: you can do it, honey!
  5. baby: -disses every rapper, makes 15 albums, goes on 9 world tours-
Dec 15th/27 notes/reblog/rap monsterbtsbangtanbangtan boysbangtan sonyeondannamjoontHIS IS SO LAME!!!IM DELETING MY ACC!!!!

when you hear your name in a conversation you ain’t in

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Dec 14th/750 notes/reblog/@staff delete mebtsjiminpark jiminbangtanbangtan boysbangtan sonyeondanbts jimincan I be popular so I won't have to put so much tags???? thx
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